You can Guarentee, But you Can't Succed!
Monday Night Mayhem comes back from a commercial break, the camera
scans the crowd, it stops at a sign that says 'We need Money, but we don't need JBL". And it stops at a sign thst says "AJ
Styles, the uncrowned Champion." Then the cerma smoothly turns to the broadcast table were Mike and Scott are sitting.
Mike: " Welcome back to the American Airlines center in Miami
florida, and what a night we have lined up for you tonight, we just had an amazing 15 man Battle Royal."
Scott: " Oh, what a match that was! I couldn't believe some of that
stuff."
Mike: "But coming up next, is a signles match, with two competetors
that want a Bossted Status, i can say. Both men have come from VERY different backgorunds, JBL from the WWE, and AJ Styles
from TNA. But both men have similar goals, to onece again be on top of thir games, JBL is a former WWE Champion, and AJ Styles
is a former 2x NWA Worlds Heavyweight Champion, so it'll be a match for the ages, both men know what it is like to have the
Elit Status, what will the outcome be ?".
Scott: " I just can't wait for this, but who will the crowd be behind?
We..."
Before Scott can finish, a choire sounding beat sounds through the
arena, shots flick by of someone doing corkscrew and similar moves, they get faster and faster, but suddenly the lights go
out, and a sign appears saying "There is only one..." it dissapears and more writing apperas "AJ Styles", smoke comes up from
the ramp and the camera moves slowly to the ramp, AJ Styles walks out, he stalls on the top of the ramp as the smoke dissapears,
he flicks his hood back and throws his arms to his sides, he shakes his head and begins to walk down the ramp, two or three
fans chant " AJ's gay, AJ's gay..." he just laughs at them and looks the other way.
Ring Announcer: " And making his way to the ring, first, from Gainesville,
Geocgia, he is The Phneomenal, this is A J S t y l e s !
The crowd boo very heavily at AJ, abuse is thrown at him from every
side of the arena. He grabs a fans sign that says "AJ IS GAY" and rips it up, the fan tries to hit him but he is too far away,
he does a cocky walk and put a cocky look on his face, he rolls into the ring, he stalls again but in the ring, he moves his
head about in, he nodds and sigs. He quickly jumps onto the top rope, he taunts the crowd by throwing his arms to the sides
like he done on the ramp, he carefully takes his leather jacket off and hands it to a member of staff."
AJ: " If any thing happens to this, i will kill you, you got that
?"
Staff: " Yes Mr. AJ."
The member of staff carefully takes it, he nodds his head and gives
AJ an evil look. The man walks round to the ring and carefully layes it on the announce table.
Mike: " There is no need for that kind of bullying."
AJ get's on the other rope and again taunts the crowd, they boo even
heavier this time. He stps down from the rope and signals for the microphone, the Ring Announcer won't give it to him so he
get's ot the ring and grabs it, he threatens her but she backs away, he wimks at her and finally gets back in the ring.
Mike: " That's enough damn it, he thinks he owns the damn place, i'm
getting sick of him!"
Scott: " Hey, calm down Mike, he's not worth it."
Mike tries to get up but Scott pulls him back, AJ notices him from
the corner of his eye but sniggers, Mike tries again but Scott manages to get him again. AJ looks and laughs at Mike.
Mike: "Oh, you think it's funny do you ?".
AJ walks to the other side of the ring, and tunrns his back on Mike.
AJ: " Hehe, Mike calm you'reself down now, don't want to have a heart
attack do you? You remember what happend to Mike Tenay in TNA, with Jarrett, well the same will happen to you! But i'm not
out here to talk to Mike Pisher (AJ and the crowd sniggee). I am out here to talk about JBL, and if you have ever wondered
what 'JBL' stand for, then i an here to tell you, oh no, it does not stand for John 'Bradshaw' Layfield, it sand for, well
actually it stands for two things. Number one is...
J-ust a
B-ig
L-loser
And Number Two is...
J-obber
B-ecomes
L-oser
AJ: " It does, it does. And he's got that little buttler, what's hin
name?................................................ Pacco, looks more like a Tacco to me, don't you agree? The only
reason he's got all that money is because he spent a night with Michael Jackson, i think he brought his little kid along too,
his Cowboy hat used to be black, but Michael Jackson went a little far with himself, i think he tried to scrub it off, there
where a couple of patches, so i think he finished it off, by looking at Jacksons 'weiner'. The only thiong he can guarentee
is his wife finding out, Michael Jackson came to their house onece, Jackson tried his wifes underwear on a couple of times,
he didn't like them so he tried Bradshaw's thongs on. The highest thing he ever got was his sperm count, i think he's still
a Virgin, but Jackson aint got any left, so what he done, was he traded him 'Sperm' for $10, 0000. But in all seriousness,
i don't wanna take fatshaw, oops, and that's another thing, if he pulls his tights up anymore they'll be at his nipples,
put i think i can see his shorts rip a little, he's got a beer belly from that APA stuff, wait a minute, he likes having initials,
i got a little suggestion for you, WLB, ' Wining Little Bastard'. And all that kissing babys stuff, that doesn't suit him,
he must get it from Michael Jackson. I wonder where he get's those horns from, must be those little kids ****'* MJ had a little
left over, and..."
AJ get's cut of by Bradshaw's music, and he put on a frustrated face...
